Thoughts & Musings

These thoughts are purely mine. They do not represent the people I work with in any capacity.

Fart

Holding A Fart Is Harder Than Releasing It – Always Remember!

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I bet you do not remember the shock on your face when you let out your first fart. You either found it disgusting, or fun, depending on the social class you were born into. Truth…

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Greedy people are patient people, sometimes.

Greedy People Are Patient People, Sometimes.

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Are poor people powerless because they are poor or are they poor because they are powerless? Also, areĀ  most rich people powerful because of their riches, or are they rich because they are powerful? Oliver…

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Wanja Didn't Like My Armpits

Wanja Didn’t Like My Armpits.

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As far as Oliver is concerned, it is easier to spend the whole day counting the grains of rice in a 50kg bag than to approach a girl. He would rather become a clown, dedicating…

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People don't die, they simply ran ahead.

People Don’t Die; They Ran Ahead.

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When he was dying that Friday night, I was having a cold Guinness as I grilled T-bone steaks because that’s what people do on Friday nights. Not that he preferred dying to eating meat, no.…

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Complicated relationships in life.

I’m In A Relationship, But It’s Complicated.

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I get off on many things in life. Except math. Math is frustrating. Math is like trying to untangle tangled up earphone cables in a hurry – you only make it worse by trying harder.…

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